| Shire Ben " The Irishmen " Conrad |
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| What can be said about Ben Conrad , that hasn't already been said about Afganistan . He is a diverse character , a student at Vincennes University , an avid social distortion fan . Ben has made a small fortune for himself as a hobbit stunt double and extra on the hit series " Lord of the rings " . In between the films he studied and apprenticed for piercing under Justin " Heath " Reed . Ben has performed piercings across the southern USA . And he has been piercing for just over one year . When Ben is not doing any of the above , He can be found answering the phone and running the desk at Altered Image. At 5 minutes to close , each & every night , Ben performs his ceremonial Irish jig around about the interiors of Altered Image ( this is truly a sight to behold ). He enjoys Thick , Dark lager, stout and ale beers. He guards his pot o gold closely . So feel free to buy him a drink ! Please be careful how many that you buy for him , for he has another hidden talent . He possesses the ability to projectile vomit in a rainbow of vomit colors,tones and hues ! In volumes that can not be fathomed. |
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| This picture was captured by our security cameras , seconds before a large apelike beast snatched poor shire Ben and gave him a horrible sodomizing that causes Ben to walk funny to this day. |
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| Ben also has a bizarre fetish for the feel of denim mini-skirts and cheap wigs |
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